(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧・゚・゚Hi, welcome to my blog

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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Kevin Hart does what we all dream of.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

wearecities:

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im sorry but if you don’t think that

You say you’re a good girl.

liam and harry spend most of their time in their hotel rooms

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music blasting down to their undies snapbacks aplenty w makeshift hairbrush mics 

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pretending they’re a world famous rap duo

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then you are WRONG 

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

sirfrostydick:

zayn: “whas happening”

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

http://1d-likes.tumblr.com/post/93142556575/whats-even-worse-and-very-scary-imo-is-when

1d-likes:

what’s even worse (and very scary, imo) is when you realize these ignorant preteens are only mindlessly parroting fabricated racist ideas, they don’t even really know what they’re talking about. I literally just saw a tweet saying “EW YOU’RE MUSLIM EW EW” like????? Do you know what you’re saying??…

harrybdsms:

I’MS O FUCKIGN PROUD OF THEIS EGASHJDB

trulylame:

id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze

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