stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
I should learn to just accept compliments
5sos aka actual five year olds
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
just imagine being in Calums place.
it gets funnier every time.
- 1: I'd fuck you hard over a table.
Don’t be sad look at these pictures of small animals with flowers on their heads