sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
zayn: “whas happening”
what’s even worse (and very scary, imo) is when you realize these ignorant preteens are only mindlessly parroting fabricated racist ideas, they don’t even really know what they’re talking about. I literally just saw a tweet saying “EW YOU’RE MUSLIM EW EW” like????? Do you know what you’re saying??…
I’MS O FUCKIGN PROUD OF THEIS EGASHJDB